Big news in our neighborhood are new neighbors.
Met them recently on a walk. They followed us. It was a bit odd.
Well, they are baby heifers, so I suppose we can give them the benefit of the doubt.
I am told there are two girls and one boy.
I did not check. Thought looking at their pee pees kinda personal. I leave those tasks to THE MAN who knows what to look for...he started to say look....the one with the hanging down thing...and I sshhhed him. I mean really. What if we embarrassed Curley?
I named them. The boy is Curley and the two girls are Thelma & Louise.
Imagine my disappointment to find out the small person who lives in the house that owns the heifers has already named Curley.
He is Sir Loin. I heard one of the girl heifers is called Soup which had me confused until THE MAN said, well like Beef & Barley Soup? It's just too long so she shorted it to Soup.
OK, lets give Alexia some credit here, those are damn good names when you are keeping in mind your baby heifer will someday be on your plate or in a bowl....
So, the news on the street is that these heifers are trespassing.
We met up with our neighbor Joe on the same walk and mentioned our new neighbors.
He does not use a cell phone or Facebook or any other social network device despite the fact he is a lot younger than me. BUT, he always has the SCOOP.
Their fence got placed across the stream in numerous places so they can get water. Property line goes to the center line of the stream so some peeps are a bit grouchy.
Perhaps after they go to the butcher and some white packages arrive to sooth the pain....Steak always cheers me up....