Thursday, November 27, 2014

First Snow & a Happy Turkey Day






































In case the pretty photo didn't make you smile...a joke perhaps?

BAD Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse  vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. 

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out
onto John's outstretched arms and said 
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. 
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


5 comments:

  1. Hahahaha....I love that joke :) Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Your yard with the snow is beautiful!

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  2. Aaaaah love it! Gave me a good laugh! Happy Thanksgiving

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  3. HA!!! That's hilarious!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

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  4. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA....... that is GOOD!!! Loved it...have a wonderful, fabulous, sparkling, white stuff filled day. Oh, and enjoy that big Bird I saw on FB.....looked yummy!!

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