And if you get a chance to read this, leave my Dad some love. It's working because he wrote another story for my blog!!!
Hank
and the Milk Snake
by Bruce H. Mero
From our beginning days as
gardeners, Gretchen and I have attempted to minimize the chemicals we use on
our plantings and, over the years have managed to eliminate them completely on
the vegetables we grow. Integral to this
process is our encouragement of beneficial insects, spiders, toads and snakes
in the garden to discourage the bad guys from eating our plants. This was easy
to do in most cases. What gardener doesn’t delight in watching lady bugs
munching on aphids or a praying mantis decapitating a grasshopper? Good bugs
eating bad bugs. No problem. Admittedly, however, I am still a bit squeamish
about allowing spiders and snakes the unfettered access to our place that this
type of pest management requires. I know they are helping to keep my veggies
free of pests, but my flight-or-fight instinct still engages momentarily when
the black plastic beneath my knees moves and I can detect the outline of a
patrolling garter snake as it searches for lunch. Intellectually, I am
comfortable in the knowledge that the critter is doing good things under that
plastic, but something deep inside of me still feels threatened and wants to
run for a rake or shovel for protection. As irrational as it may be, innate
fear always trumps intellect. Instinct is strong motivation.
Our
daughter, Mitra, does not have that fear, or at least doesn’t exhibit it. The
presence of a variety of insects, amphibians, reptiles and other fauna around
the farm presented her with many things watch, talk to and play with. Her
favorite thing was to capture critters and show them to others. During her
childhood, a menagerie of frogs, toads, newts, efts, tadpoles, sunfish, mice,
snakes, baby birds, baby rabbits, baby woodchucks, chickens, spiders, butterflies,
worms and stray cats, among other things had been cradled in her seven-year-old
hands and shown to whomever was around. On one occasion Gretchen was in the
kitchen when Mitra ran through the back door carrying a large Milk Snake to
show her mother. The Milk Snake she had captured today in the sweet corn patch
behind the barn had been in the kitchen several times previously, and had once
bitten her nose as she attempted to kiss it on the head. This snake had been
around several summers and had grown to four feet in length. He was magnificent
with bold patterns of tan and reddish-brown bordered in
black. His skin was smooth and glossy. Gretchen
calmly admired the trophy and then asked her to take the snake back
outside. Mitra ran out the back door and
to the back of the barn where she released it. The snake lay still in the warm
sun.
It was the time for the second
cutting of hay and the dairy farmer from the farm south of ours was bailing hay
in a field just up the road and ferrying hay wagons back and forth. On one such
trip, a loaded wagon had a flat tire and Hank had parked the rig in the road
across from our front yard and driven the tractor to his place to get a spare
tire. He had returned. Mitra rounded the corner of the barn just in time to see
Hank crawl under the hay wagon with a jack to begin the tire change.
Hank was a 220-pound, muscular six
footer wizened by a life of hardscrabble farming on this rocky hill. Mitra
barely reached his waist when standing along side and was a quarter of his
weight. Hank and Mitra were pals and they were a sight together. Naturally she
wanted to show her friend her latest pet, so she ran back and recaptured the
Milk Snake which was still where she had put it in the sun.
At this point in my
story, I need to establish a little context for what occurred next. Hank hated
snakes; he absolutely despised them. This fact was legendary. Needless-to-say,
he didn’t share our philosophy about good critters controlling bad critters.
Snakes were bad, period. Any encounter with a snake over his 60 years of
farming usually ended with the snake dead and Hank evacuating. He detested
nothing more than being surprised by a snake.
Mitra was short enough to walk
upright under the hay wagon. She said hello to Hank who lay on his side, his
back to her, jacking up the wagon. Hank grunted a greeting and went back to the
task at hand. He had no time to visit.
“Hank,” she said, “I have something
to show you.”
“I’m busy right now,” he replied,
“show me later.” Mitra stood there for a
minute or so and when she figured that it was now “later” she walked around to
Hank’s front side, squatted and held the Milk Snake about two feet away and at
eye level with her friend. Hank looked up at her. He looked at the snake. His
eyes looked again into her eyes and then he focused on the snake. It was
several seconds before he fully recognized what she was showing him, but when
he did, his panic was instantaneous. With flight mechanism fully engaged, he
attempted to stand-up. He thumped his head on the bottom of the wagon and fell
back down. He tried again. Thump. Again. Thump. The gravel under his feet flew.
With each head thump on the bottom of the wagon came an expletive. This was
repeated many times more before he rolled clear of the wagon and ran a hundred
feet down the road, holding his head and cursing.
His contortions and epithets under
the wagon had frightened Mitra. She dropped the snake and ran back towards the
house. Her mom, meanwhile, had seen the whole thing and was leaning against the
kitchen doorway nearly doubled over with laughter. After a few minutes, Hank
regained enough composure to climb back onto his tractor and retreat. Haying
was done for that day.
The hay wagon stayed in the road
until nightfall. Hank returned after dark to finish changing the tire and drag
the wagon home; after dark and, hopefully, after a seven-year-olds bedtime. The
Milk Snake survived the encounter. He lived several more summers; growing fat
in our garden and making many more trips into the house.
Bruce, I am glad Mitra shared this story. I love it. I guess it is because I am a lover of critters myself. Really enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteWonderful story, Lexi and Lukey's Grandpa!
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