In case the pretty photo didn't make you smile...a joke perhaps?
BAD Parrot
A young man named John
received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even
worse vocabulary.
Every word out of
the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and
tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean
up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was
fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot
and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw
up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd
hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly
stepped out
onto John's outstretched arms and said
onto John's outstretched arms and said
"I believe I may have
offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful
for my inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can
to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."
John was stunned
at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about
to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"